Your Gala

Be the business ChatGPT can actually recommend.

The ninety things an agent looks for, turned into ninety steps you walk yourself — each a question about your business, published as text a person reads and data a machine reads.

Price: USD 99.00. One store. $99 a month. Cancel any time.

What you get

  • Ninety steps in order, from what an agent looks for first to what it gives up on last
  • The words your trade uses at every step, so you are editing rather than facing a blank box
  • Everything you write published twice — as text a person reads and as data a machine reads, from one source so they cannot disagree
  • A WebMCP endpoint, so an agent asks instead of guessing, and everything published as structured data an assistant already reads
  • Your Agentimeter score as the progress bar. It moves as you finish steps
  • Works on the site you already have. Nothing gets redesigned

This is for you if

  • You would rather do it yourself than brief anybody
  • Somebody in the business can edit the website
  • You want the facts reachable, not a new design

This is not for you if

  • You want somebody else to write the answers — here, you walk the ninety yourself
  • Nobody in the business has an hour a week to spend on it

What people ask

Do you write it for me?
Not at ninety-nine dollars — you walk the ninety yourself, and that is the reason this costs ninety-nine rather than the three to ten thousand an agency charges for the same audit. Every step hands you the question, the way your trade answers it, and a worked example. What you supply is the truth about your own business, which is the one part nobody can outsource. If you would rather not do it alone there is a consultation, and it is not the route we point people to.
Will it change how my site looks?
No. What you write goes into the page as text and as structured data. A visitor sees what they saw before.
How long does it take?
Ninety steps, most of them a few minutes. People do the first handful in one sitting and the rest across a few weeks. The score moves each time you finish one, so you can stop and come back without losing your place.
I already have SEO. Is this that?
No. SEO is about being ranked by a search engine. This is about being answerable by an assistant, which asks different questions and does not care about rank.
What if my prices change?
They come from one file. Change the number once and every place it appears follows, including the machine-readable copy.

The ladder

  • Agentimeter — free — know where you stand
  • The 7-day course — USD 29.00 — change how you think about it, in seven short chapters
  • The 90-day course — USD 99.00 — answer one of the ninety a day, and watch the number move
  • Your Gala — USD 99.00 — your store, hosted and live, answering for you
  • Consultation — USD 999.00 — if you would rather not do it alone